April Fools Jokes

All The Pranks That Are Fit To Print

... Green Chef: The All-Kale Plan. Here's this year's ode to kale, the super-food no hipster can live without as evidenced by the rabid fighting at Whole Foods in Brooklyn. This year's prank is courtesy of organic meal delivery company Green Chef. Blink: XT 1 EPV. Got 20,000 AA batteries? Blink, which makes home security cameras, debuts its Blink XT 1 EPV, the first car that runs on batteries, coming summer 2018. The dramatic trailer slowly builds suspense as it unveils the sleek automobile and poses the question we've all pondered—what if a car could run on store-bought batteries. Buffalo Wild Wings: Rally Beard Sauce. As it tries to sell its newest product, Rally Beard Sauce, which is spicy garlic sauce guaranteed to encourage beard growth that will help cheer on favorite sporting teams, Buffalo Wild Wings educates on all the nicknames out there for facial hair—jowl towel, chin pashmina, kiss killer and razor hater, to name a few. But will the magic sauce also take the sting out of the ...

The 13 Best April Fools’ Day Pranks Of 2017

... prank that included a story with the Daily Buzz. But it didn’t take long for Takei to fess up. No, I'm not running for Congress. Happy 4/1. But Jon Ossoff is on 4/18. Help him win at __link__/ct Cc Ri Ycd L. Let's flip Congress in '18 __link__/41 uj 6 l 3 yt 7. — Virgin Australia (@Virgin Australia) March 31, 2017. The emoji horns. Honda had a bit of fun with its April Fools’ Day prank, releasing an ad detailing how the company has tried to bring some range to the good old fashioned car horn. An outdoor assistant. Google unveiled Google Gnome, an assistant for all your outdoor needs. “Google Gnome is like having a tiny, little meteorologist at your beck and call,” notes the description in the Google store. The little device can also “take charge of your backyard tools” and comes with all sorts of add-ons, including a bird bath attachment. Invisible box. Zappos also had fun with a bit of a ridiculous idea tackling a very real problem, thieves who steal boxes from your front door. The company’s solution? Create a box that becomes invisible. The problem is that even the customer might miss it, but, hey, it’s certainly safer. For all those Ghostbusters haters. Men who are ...

Bob Evans Beauty, Honda Horn Emojis

... No, I'm not running for Congress. Happy 4/1. But Jon Ossoff is on 4/18. Help him win at __link__/ct Cc Ri Ycd L. Let's flip Congress in '18 __link__/41 uj 6 l 3 yt 7. — George Takei (@George Takei) April 1, 2017. For those who love to troll the trolls: Paul Feig's next movie. The director, who drew the ire of insecure males everywhere by remaking Ghostbusters with an all-female cast tweeted that he's at it again. And this time he's out to ruin Back to the Future for them. Given the date of his announcement, though, we don't think they have to worry about Marie Mc Fly. It's OFFICIAL! I'm rebooting Back to the Future with an amazing all-female cast! #Marie Mc Fly #BTTF 18 ! Thanks, Bob Z., for believing in me. — Paul Feig (@paulfeig) April 1, 2017. The stuff of junk food lovers' dreams: Bob Evans ...

Some Of The Best Jokes Around The World

... hackers", or 3 "to request election interference.". 3. Germany to go GMT. The scamps at the UK's German embassy tweeted that Germans would shortly vote to "leave, or remain in" Central European Time (CET). "A replica of the Shepherd Gate Clock in Greenwich would be placed atop the World Time Clock in Alexanderplatz, Berlin, in a frivolous symbolic gesture," the writer deadpanned. The clues were there for linguists, however - the surname of the "government spokesperson" quoted - Frau Sommerzeit - translates as "Summertime". Image copyright Twitter / German Embassy. 4. Triple-decker plane. Emirates airline almost had us going with the claim that it's planning to unveil a triple-decker plane. Why? Time zones. The UAE gets to 1 April before the UK and without that all-important date-stamp. could it possibly - somehow - be true. No, is the answer. The Dubai-based carrier has not designed a ...

Pranks, Hoaxes And Jokes Of April Fool's Day

... the Conversation. Retro Indy: Pranks, hoaxes and jokes of April Fool's Day. Dawn Mitchell , __link__ 8:02 p.m. ET March 31, 2017. Buy Photo. The classic "kick me" sign never gets old. (Photo: Indianapolis Star)Buy Photo. 1 CONNECT TWEET LINKEDIN COMMENTEMAILMORE. April Fool's Day is the one day you can get away with practical jokes on the unsuspecting. Through the years, some were cruel and some were amusing. We've compiled a list of pranks and hoaxes played on unwitting Hoosiers. 1878: The Saturday Herald, edited by George C. Harding, published an item about the discovery of Charley Ross, a 4-year-old Philadelphia boy whose kidnapping received widespread media attention. The Herald reported that Ross was at the Grand Hotel in the hands of friends who were taking him home. Thousands flocked to the hotel demanding to see the child. Harding regretted the cruel hoax. Ross was never found. 1891: An April Fool's joke circulated in Fort Wayne claiming President Benjamin Harrison would be at the train depot at a certain hour, and crowds gathered to welcome him. ...

Pornhub's April Fools' Gag Tricks Visitors Into Thinking They've Shared Their Viewing Habits On Facebook

... found five years after she disappeared from her bedroom. YOU AND HUE'S ARMY. Yellow cars flood posh village in support of pensioner forced to scrap his yellow Vauxhall after nimby locals blasted it as an eyesore. WAS THE JOKE ON YOU. Here's our round-up of the best April Fool’s Day jokes. did you fall for The Sun's cheeky prank. HUNTER KILLERS. Russian nuclear submarines ramp up combat patrols to Cold War levels amid tensions with West. ARE YOU THE LUCKY WINNER. Winning Lotto numbers for Saturday 1 April 2017 £8.6 million jackpot. NOBODY'S FOOL. Join us for live April Fool's Day updates and make sure you're not the butt of the joke. LETTER OF THE LAW. Raft of new laws start TODAY affecting your wages, car tax, pension, child care and migrant workers. THREESOME BUST. Student who cosied up to Bill Clinton at Hillary rally among trio arrested for meeting undercover cop for sex. BRITS ABROAD SHOOTING. Two Brits SHOT on Costa Del Sol golf holiday by fellow UK tourist after drunken bar bust up. TRAGIC MUM'S 'JUNKIE ...

The Best Tech Pranks From Around The Web

... of using machine learning to control the weather, then you’ll love this innovative concept. Google Gnome does to your yard exactly what Google Home does to your home. But the Gnome has a cool hat. Since we’re talking about the expansion of some of Google’s services, we can’t ignore Waze for Mars. The Sky is clearly no longer the limit with Google. Image Source: Google. Waze won’t be the only Google product heading to Mars. The Google Cloud Platform is also heading to the red planet, complete with a data center. Here’s a picture of it. Image Source: Google. Google also has one tool that can help you avoid April Fools pranks, as long as you have Google Assistant close by. April Foolproof is the new feature  intended to give you tips on how to stay safe today. Image Source: Gadget Hacks. Netflix’s joke is amazing this year. It’s a 24-hour ...

15 Of The Most Brilliant April Fools' Day Pranks On The Internet So Far

... Takei revealed he will be running in next year’s midterms. Oh my. 4. Russia’s Foreign Ministry made a gag about election interference. Which is fine… because no one is touchy about that AT ALL. 5. Sick of losing your train ticket. Just get it tattooed on yourself the next time you ride with the UK’s Virgin Trains. 6. Virgin Australia got in on the act too, with a canine crew that would definitely NOT be extremely dangerous. Today we are excited to unleash our new Virgin Australia Canine Crew in a world first initiative. __link__/d 1 GCIbd 3 q G. — Virgin Australia (@Virgin Australia) March 31, 2017. 7. Because everyone in your office wants a crazy desk these days, it’s only natural Think Geek would invent a “swim desk. “. 8. Burger King decided to ruin both hamburgers and toothpaste by creating Whopper Toothpaste. 9. If your pet feels left out while you’re playing video games, it can use new arcade machines called Mewsmnts and Barkade. Some ideas were actually really good and hilarious, and should. definitely ...

All The Best Fake News And Pranks

... to high-frequency sounds. This creates the squeaky high-pitched effect on the drinker’s voice.". Coke spokeswoman (Cokeswoman?) Kate Miller said: “We’re delighted to be launching Coca-Cola Helium this year – it really inflates our range of drinks and lifts our fans spirits. Popularity of Coca-Cola continues to balloon and this new variant is set to be a flyaway success.”. Train ticket tattoos. Are you still using paper train tickets, like some hopelessly trapped-in-the-past luddite. Well, now, says Virgin Trains, customers can get their train ticket permanently tattooed on their body, thanks to the magic of Tick-Ink. John Sullivan, Chief Innovation Officer at Virgin Trains, says: “We receive hundreds of calls from customers about missing or misplaced season tickets every year and we wanted to provide people with a clever way of always having their ticket on them. What better way than to have it permanently ...

A Comprehensive Guide To The Best 2017 April Fools' Day Jokes

... Mc Goose) April 1, 2017. Snapchat took a jab at Instagram this holiday, mostly because the latter arguably ripped off Snapchat's Stories feature and made it their own. This time around, Snapchat hit back with a filter that very much resembled Instagram's quintessential format. Shady. Gigi Hadid, Katy Perry and Other Stars Who Won April Fools' Day With Their Pranks. Now your furry friends can take advantage of Amazon's Alexa services, with the fictional launch of "Petlexa." With this handy-dandy device, every member of the family can become integrated into the future. Find hot goth, emo, and scene kids in your area and never be forever alone again. Find your match here: __link__/Bo 6 eg Q 4 Ql 1 __link__/n YH 6 Hzz 5 XS. — Hot Topic (@Hot Topic) April 1, 2017. Watch out, Tinder and Bumble. Hot Topic is breaking into the dating apps market with a very, very ...

The Best And Worst April Fools' Day Jokes For 2017

... Art by Sam Woolley. Today is April 1. Every year we forget it exists, until March comes to an end and every brand on the planet prepares to remind you for twenty four hours straight just how difficult it is to be truly funny. Here’s a roundup of the mostly best (and worst) April Fool’s gags for 2017. (If you’d like a recap, here’s 2016's collection.). The Witcher 3. Why would they toy with us like that. Final Fantasy XIV. Cribbed straight from an alternate reality where the Japanese publisher never turned its back on the tactics genre, Square Enix invites us all to salivate over a Final Fantasy XIV/Tactics Ogre mashup too pure for this world. Let It Die. Before it was Let It Die, it was Lily Bergamo. For a limited time you can totally get a decal celebrating a collaboration between the two, definitely not the same projects. The beloved developer of Street Fighter II and the EX spin-offs is working on a completely new. fighting game. April Fools’ joke. Games have been getting hornier, so it’s only natural the April Fools’ jokes do too. Blizzard pokes some fun at its the latest game mechanic to be added via the upcoming Journey To ...